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1987-04-21
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Instant Bulls*!T Generator
By Eddie Bryan
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When talking to non-ST-freaks, it is most important to include
plenty of bullshit in your conversation, this is particularly
important if you are a LAMER , the use of bullshit helps make you
sound like you know loads about computers/programming, the
generator can be used in any situation where you want to sound
intelligent.....so here goes....basically take one word from each
column and there you have your ready made bullshit!
0.INTEGRATED 0.MANAGEMENT 0.OPTIONS
1.TOTAL 1.ORGANISATIONAL 1.FLEXIBILITY
2.SYSTEMISED 2.MONITORED 2.CAPABILITY
3.PARALLEL 3.RECIPROCAL 3.MOBILITY
4.FUNCTIONAL 4.DIGITAL 4.PROGRAMMING
5.RESPONSIVE 5.LOGIC 5.CONCEPT
6.OPTICAL 6.TRANSITIONAL 6.TIME-PHASE
7.SYNCHRONIZED 7.INCREMENTAL 7.PROJECTION
8.COMPATIBLE 8.THIRD-GENERATION 8.HARDWARE
9.BALANCED 9.POLICY 9.CONTINGENCY
And there you have it - total bullshit,quickly,easily, and
cleanly, so go forth and bullshit!!!, I'm off to optimise my new
third-generation-real-time-3d-vector-ball-bytebender-screen....
Yours bullshittin'ly Eddie